About Donviti

If you don’t know who I am by now.  Well perfect.  I get to offend you all over again. I get to amaze you with my idiocy.  I get to defy all logic in your eyes and ears.  However, I’m human and I have feelings.  So please, don’t make fun of me.  As a narcissistic ego maniac I can’t take being made fun off.

If you are still here to read the rest allow me to give you some insight as to why I am who I am.  I was raised a catholic and unfortunately was not deemed gullible enough to be molested.  That and I had a paper route at 10 years old so waking up to go serve mass during 40 hours would have cut into my earning potential.  Which at 10 years old was pretty important to me considering I pretty much had to buy my anything I wanted outside of school clothes.  oh and food.  What little there was.

I served my country in the US Navy as a Submariner.  I did so under Clinton and I wish I could say I have never been prouder as an American to server under such a fine Democrat.  But I can’t.  He whored out the lincoln bedroom like Presidents before him have done, and do now.  While I served my country I was attempting to raise my family which I “decided” to have at a very early age.  It was awesome serving my country and qualifying for food stamps.  All under a Democrat.  I’m just glad I didn’t serve under Bush.  Because man, I thought that a Dem didn’t care about the troops.

I put myself through school using my GI Bill $$ and am proud as hell to have done so.  I am also proud as hell that I’m liberal as well as a disgruntled, non practicing, non believing catholic that considers himself a better christian than 99% of the people I used to so see in Church.

I see the world through a prism no one else sees through for better or worse.  Perhaps it’s because my parents divorced when I was 12.  Perhaps because if I wasn’t getting yelled at 90 percent of my childhood, I was busy goofing off in school.  It could also be because I have massive ADD.  Or maybe because I was the oldest.  Or maybe all the above.

I have an opinion I’m not afraid to express.  I also have a jaded sense of humor and when you mix the two with a dash of anger and dash of offensiveness  you get the concoction known as Donviti.  All those things tend to get me in trouble even with those folks that I thought understood what they got themselves into when they befriended me.

I have long said that I am a friend to anyone that considers me a friend.  I’m loyal that way.  If you consider me a friend then I consider you one and will treat you like one most of the time.  Or at least treat you the way I would want to be treated.  Which is to say, that at the end of the day or the next day I accept you for you and you accept me for me.  If we can’t even agree on that, then well, I will just move on.  If you don’t have the time for me, then I don’t make the time for you.  I have other things to worry about in my life and worrying if you like me or not is not something I dwell on.

I hope you like the website.  I hope I offend you.  I hope I make you think just a little.  I hope that you learn something.  I hope that you come back and spread the word.